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At the Oscars, our favorite gossip Tiffany Haddish told Kelly Ripa that she met Brad Pitt in an elevator, and that he told her if they were both still single in a year, they should hook up. “Why do you have to wait?” Ripa asked. “I don’t know, he told me to wait a year,” Haddish replied. Well, The Sun has a theory: The British tabloid reports that Pitt has taken a year-long vow of celibacy.

We know that Pitt has been on a quest for self-improvement since his dramatic split from Angelina Jolie in the fall of 2016. He’s gotten sober and interested in art and definitely lost weight. But celibacy? According to The Sun, it’s all part of Pitt “sorting himself out.”

Not everything is sorted, by the way. People reported last week that Pitt and Jolie are still negotiating the terms of their divorce and a custody agreement for the kids. But! Pitt “seems to be in a better place” lately, a source said, and he is “excited about life.” Would you wait a year for Brad Pitt? He’ll be 55 in December.

In non-celibate celebrity news, several blondes are going out with other blondes. Chris Pratt is reportedly dating a “mystery blonde” — the best kind. They were photographed getting coffee together two weeks ago, and this past weekend, they went to dinner at Katsuya. The mystery blonde looks very happy in both sets of photos.

In January, the tabloids linked Pratt to Olivia Munn. He ignored the story, while she strenuously denied it in a series of

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